- / N2N / – Delegates to the Copenhagen Climate Change Summit were greeted with a very cold reception today. It seems that all this talk of global warming and greenhouse gasses sent a real chill up the spines of this group of protesters.

“What about us?” pleaded Ralph, a Canadian snowman from Edmunton. “All this global warming talk is racially motivated and aimed at us just because we’re a minority group”.

Delegates from the Copenhagen conference assured the angry mob that they would do everything possible to bend and twist the scientific data so as not to cause a meltdown. As they spoke with the protester, the delegates tried hard not to exhale, fearing that the carbon dioxide from their breath might cause the frigid temperature to suddenly rise.

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